Spring Equinox Resolutions....

- less wine
- less bad television
- more sleep
- more studying
- perfect a fake New York accent
- be nicer
- go to the grocery store with the boy when he asks no matter if I have put on evening lounge wear or not
- lay off the talk radio
- be comfortable having very short hair and ignore when random people call me "sir"
- stop getting so annoyed when my mom calls to talk about absolutely nothing
- stop shopping for shoes while at work
- find a new job