Ponderings....

I just saw a guy driving a Prius and smoking. It seemed very ironic to me.

My dentist yelled at me yesterday for not wearing my flipper. Clearly, he has never been subjected to a life with a flipper and couldn't possibly know how incredibly annoying they are. Clearly, he doesn't understand that every morning I look at that thing and curse myself for ever wishing I could have a retainer when I was a kid. Clearly, he doesn't get it that I am not rich and cannot currently afford the 3000 dollar surgery so that I never have to look at that damn thing again. Clearly, I did not understand that not wearing the flipper may cause the gap in my teeth to close up making the 3000 dollar surgery impossible. Clearly, I was the idiot. Today the flipper is in and I am not complaining.

I currently require 9 hours of sleep to be able to be a functioning member of society.

I started TiVoing a knitting show this past week and I am petrified to think of what that says about me.