New Year Ponderings....

-I think I may have left the house without brushing my teeth this morning but I can't be 100% sure. I figure after a gallon of coffee no one will notice anyway.

-I have thrown my New Year's resolution of not drinking a glass of wine everyday after work out the window. I think I made it three days. Instead, I have justified it by the following rationale: If I lived in any other country in the world I would most likely partake in some form of alcohol consumption at some point during the day. If I were in France it would be wine. If I were in Germany it would be beer. If I were in Russia it would be vodka. When I was in Peru it was Pisco. The boy further supported my theory informing me that it would be for lunch time consumption too. I now feel no guilt for my daily glass of wine and have decided that my new resolution is to always discuss other countries in terms of cultural alcohol stereotypes. "Man I love those Rum swilling Jamaicans."

-This is potentially going to be the year of a new car and has the potential to be the year of buying a house. I feel like a big girl now. Now if I could only stop wearing those checkerboard Vans to work I think my transformation into adulthood will be complete.

-Last night I had to change the cellphone number I have had since the beginning of time. Apparently, a one Daniel Little and a one Mr. Lu have been slapping my cellphone number on credit card applications and then haven't been paying their credit card bills for approximately five years. The past few months I have been barraged by creditors calling and accusing me of trying to evade them from both Daniel Litte and Mr. Lu. After finally having it out with one of them last night and convincing them that I know no Mr. Lu or Daniel Little, I decided that the aggravation was too much and changed my number. Eat a big ol' bad o dicks Mr. Lu and Daniel Little. I liked my old number and because of your lack of financial prowess I now have to memorize a new number. "I hate your ass faces."