Eat a Big Ol' Bag O' You Know What's Not So Intelligent Design...

This just in. One of the most ridiculous theories ever to be impressed on the American public has been ruled unconstitutional by a judge appointed by Mr. George There is no such thing as separation of church and state W. Bush himself. This happens rarely so lets bask in it. Bask in it now because it's only a matter of time before the current administration spreads their evangelical bullshit via subliminal messages during Project Runway. Here's small portions of Judge Jones report:

"We have concluded that it is not [science], and moreover that ID cannot uncouple itself from its creationist, and thus religious, antecedents," Jones writes in his 139-page opinion posted on the court's Web site.

"To be sure, Darwin's theory of evolution is imperfect. However, the fact that a scientific theory cannot yet render an explanation on every point should not be used as a pretext to thrust an untestable alternative hypothesis grounded in religion into the science classroom or to misrepresent well-established scientific propositions," Jones writes.


HIZAH!