Post Op....

I am in the process of recovering from my first of two oral surgeries. I have refrained from posting due to the severe Lortab haze I have been operating under for the past four days. I was going to post pictures but I decided against it. Maybe I will show you my "flipper" after I get it this afternoon. A few things happened during my continuing recovery period:

I realized that unlimited milkshakes is not all it's cracked up to be when your antibiotic makes you extremely thirsty and extremely nauseous when you eat sweets. I hate you antibiotic.

Several days in a row of a painkiller makes me grumpy.

The first day back at work after surgery BLOWS because all I can think of is how behind I am and I am too doped up to catch up.

Direct TV kicks ass! For some reason, I don't mind when the dirty rotten casino owner on Deadwood uses the C-word (you ladies know the one. We all hate that word). It almost seems appropriate. Well, at least the first two or three times he says it.

Having stitches in your gums between your teeth could not suck any worse. It feels like there is a popcorn kernel permanently lodged in there. Awful!

A half a glass of wine on half a Lortab never hurt anyone and makes you sleep like a champ.

The boy is the best nurse I have ever had. Thank you, boy!