Dear So and So....
Dear Office Mate,
You might not have insomnia if you would lay off the Coke you drink ALL DAY LONG. It is hard to feel sympathy for you when I watch you put back between 3 and 6 of those a day. The giant bag of Skittles isn't helping the problem either.
Dear Guy Helping Me With My Linux Installation,
I can't express my gratitude enough for all the time and energy you have put into this. While I am eternally grateful, I have to finish a report today. Could we possibly speed things up here? I kind of wanted to cut out before 2 today. It being Friday and all. Maybe the video card driver isn't this important after all.
Dear Lady Down the Hall that Always Gives Me the Up and Down Every Single Day,
Can I ask you something? What the fuck are you looking at? If I have something hanging from my nose or something stuck to my shoe just tell me! You're nasty scowls and constant staring is really starting to piss me off.
Dear University,
I understand that you make your bread and butter by the students but why does their return have to uproot our little town and make it take 20 minutes longer for me to get to work in the morning making my nonchalant entrance at 8:07 be more like me running late at 8:27? By the way, can you ban them from driving their big ass SUV's to campus. It makes it really difficult to find my car in the parking lot at lunch time.
Dear Hall Cleaning Lady....
You are doing a fabulous job. Your note about the toilet paper on the seat seems to be doing the trick. I haven't had to tell TP girl myself. I really appreciate that. One thing, the new E-Z foam soap dispenser kind of weirds me out. Do you mind if I set up my own hand soap dispenser? I just bought some melon sented biodegradable soap that I think will work much better for me. Thanks!
posted by betagirl at 11:48 AM
7 Comments:
uh. what did the note say?
ms. comrade
1:50 PM
something very tasteful. Nothing like any of our suggestions. It was just a general FYI about leaving paper on or around the toilet seat. I heard some new lady down the hall complain to the cleaning lady about it and then next thing you know...note...no more TP.
1:54 PM
You must feel silly now. Ranting and raving (in anonymous fashion) about "TP lady" for all this time when all you had to do was say something out-loud and in-person to the extra capable custodial worker to rectify the situation. Maybe she can help you with the cantankerous co-worker, too?
3:57 PM
Dear Nick,
While I wouldn't say I feel silly, I would say that I am glad TP girl is no longer leaving TP all over the seat. See what you seemed to have missed is the fact that rarely do I say insightful things or enlighten readers. I need a place to ramble and this is where I choose to do it. I did find TP girl's behavior disgusting but I don't feel that it is the custodial workers job to rectify. I also don't like bitching and moaning to people I work with about other people's behavior. Therefore, I save my bithcing and moaning for silly little posts on a silly little blog. As for my coworker, he is not exactly cantankerous. I would say that he is a hard worker with two young kids that drinks too much damn caffine and eats too much candy to sleep at night. He's actually quite a nice man with the craziest sweet tooth I have ever see. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy commentary from other readers, but please remember that it's all in fun. If you would like more thought provoking reading may I suggest any of the other blogs I have linked because all you are going to get here is "utter nonsense." Now if I have misconstrued your tone I apologize but it's my waste of space and I like it.
5:27 PM
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Methinks that those opposed to gay marriage are going to have a hard time wrapping their heads around this one.
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5:31 PM
Wow. I really didn't mean to offend with my comment. Just joshing a little bit. Looking back on it, the tone may have been a bit more abrasive than I intended. I appologize for that. Honestly, I would ask for nothing more than "utter nonsense". It's why I tune in.
8:41 AM
None taken. That's the rub with writing. It's easy to imply a tone that isn't meant. Now, back to wasting space.
8:54 AM
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