Dear Self,....

Just because you think it is "cool" outside doesn't mean that it is. Trekking across campus has left you sweaty and disheveled and now you have to sit at your desk that way. Oh, and by the way, it's August in the south. Don't you know better than that? Your cute new jeans and brown flats are not the garb for combating 10000% humidity.

P.S. Way to forget the deodorant today.