Now, You Can have....

a disgusting Egg McMuffin without leaving the comforts of your own home. I have this thing against unnecessary and unnatural products. For instance, I hate mixed fruit jelly or any type of gum/candy that combines fruit flavors. Why mix em' when they are just fine on their own. This ranks right up there. It's as if McDonald's hasn't done enough damage to the unhealthy American. Now they can gorge themselves on that nasty shit at home. I know I sound awfully self righteous but something like 64% of adult over the age of 20 are overweight. This isn't going to help. Now, the average American can completely cut out what little exercise they would have gotten walking their unhealthy ass into McDonald's. Oh wait! I forgot about the drive thru. At least this abomination of commerce will cut down on exhaust and harmful greenhouse gases but you've exponentially increased your chances of keeling over on the can with an Egg McMuffin in your hand.