Nothin...

I've got nothing this week. Even after I get home from work my focus is on work, cheap wine and the Tour de France. Oh yeah, and I think about food a lot. Other than that I have brain mush and nothing interesting to share. I am heading home for the weekend and I am actually looking forward to it. I am looking forward to it now but that will all change after the fam sits down to its first family dinner and good ol' dad brings up the war or how great "W" is or how all Muslims are terrorists or all gays are immoral. Following any of the aforementioned comments will be a battle of words which will probably end in me telling good ol' dad that he is an ignorant ass and "I can't believe I am related to him." This will most likely send my mom into a snit leading to her to defend my father even though she agrees with nothing he says with the exception of "W" being great. Depending on the degree of the disagreement, I will either end up storming out of the house and going to hang at the boy's folks house where they will feed me wine and ask the boy and I "when are you two going to get married" or it will leave good ol' dad and I barely speaking to each other until one of us quotes Robin Williams from Good Morning Vietnam or good ol' dad busts out the fart machine and hides it in the kitchen somewhere only to embarrass my mother with an artificial farting noise when she bends down to grab something out of a cabinet. Then all will be right with the world until the boy and I leave on Sunday.