Ponderings....

How did number 2 pencils corner the market? What is it that makes them better for scantron test than, say, a number 3 pencil?

Is it wrong that when I see a person driving a Hummer I automatically think they are an asshole?
Subquestion: Is it wrong that when I see anyone with a "W" sticker on
their car I think they are both an asshole and a right wing conservative
scary christian.

I think spread sheets are overrated.

Today I turn 30 and for some reason that makes me nervous. Up until this morning, I hadn't thought much of it but right now I feel really nervous. Maybe it's the double shot rocket fuel coffee I am drinking. Maybe I am trying too hard not to think about getting older.

My mom just called and sang Happy Birthday to me and quickly reminded me that she is not old enough to have a 30 year old daughter. Apparently, she's wrong.