Rudely Awoken.....

I accidentally woke the boy this morning when I dropped his laptop. Ooppss!! I have it now and all SEEMS well with it but to be honest it scared the shit out of me. The boy is pretty even keel but I am afraid destroying his laptop might send him over the edge. I can't imagine what a terrible wake up call that was....the laptop crashing on the hardwood floors....me yelling ffffffuuuuuuccccckkkkk in slow motion like when the little boy in A Christmas Story says fuck in front of his dad...scrambling to pop the CD drive back in while holding a little circular piece in my hand and having no idea where it came from. If that's a sign of what's to come today I am just going to camp out in the library all day. I could be dangerous on the streets.

This weekend I plan to begin an intensive doggie boot camp to whip the little pitbull princess into shape. See, she drug me down the street when I was taking her out to do her business causing me to fall on my face, twice, earlier in the week. She's a big dog and way stronger than me. So after I regained my composure and decided she and I could be friends again, I decided she and I would have a date with the Monks of New Skete starting this weekend. The little beast isn't gonna like it because she loves to be bad on a leash but too bad. I'm not eating concrete again!