Dear Guy Waiting for the Bus...

Your fauxhawk made me want to kick you in the shins. You know what, if you think you are the kind of person that can rock a mohawk then fucking commit. I want two foot tall liberty spikes dyed some rediculous color and I want you to have on combat boots nto whatever new Puma Urban Outfitters has in their spring line. If you wear your shitbag hairdo for fashion then you are a wanker and a poser. Go home poser!