Confessions....
-I hate anything "mixed-fruit." This includes jelly, gum, smoothies, and yogurt. It is unnatural to mix banana-kiwi-strawberry. I don't like it and I won't eat it.
-I keep putting the Beta Band's Hot Shots II on my iTunes and then everytime it comes up on the shuffle I skip it. It's kind of annoying.
-Dr. Cooder down the hall sneezes/coughs/sneeze-coughs like 8 million times a day and it freaks me out. I think she should get that shit checked out
-One of the grad students on my hall always lines the toilet seat with T.P everytime she uses it and then leaves it on the seat when she's done. While I applaud her commitment to hygiene...flush that shit. You leaving your butt juice paper on the seat means I have to deal with it and that is just nasty!
posted by betagirl at 4:21 PM
3 Comments:
mixed fruit jelly is totally gross. also, the tp seat made by your coworker is hilarious. you should start piling up used tissues in that stall to freak her out.
9:19 AM
maybe I should make a sign that says "Please flush your butt protection paper when your done." Do you think she'll know it is directed at her?
4:25 PM
do that, please!
9:31 AM
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