Really? In the Library?...

I just set up shop in the science library for the morning. Upon arrival, I actually saw a gril talking on a cellphone. In the library! Where people are studying/working! Would it have been inappropriate for me to have told her to shut the fuck up? Probably not but before I could she was ssssshhhh'ed by another patron which caused her to pack up her stuff and get the hell out of dodge.

Also in the library this morning, I saw a man that works on my hall. Let me explain something first before I go on. The forestry department is divided up into two groups of people: 1) crunchy granola eating tree huggers and 2) very stereotypical southern boys who like to hunt and they like to cut down trees. I guess I fall closer to the tree hugger classification minus the crunchy part. Recently, I have noticed this man that works on my hall. I noticed him because he is very effiminant and german. But what really makes him stand out in the crowd is that every day he wears jeans, a chambray button down shirt, and an aschot. A fucking ASCHOT! I love it! Thank god for this guy. He single handidly screws up the entire forest resources department hippy/redneck dynamic and I fucking love it! I look forward to seeing him every day and noting what color aschot he is wearing. Well, today he graced me with his presence in the library and his aschot is red with yellow paisleys.