Confessions...

I have never been a part of a "doping scandal"

There are two things my next car must have: 1) intermittent wipers 2) rear speakers

I am always cold. It can be ninety degrees out and I will still sit under a blanket

I am having a really bad hair day.

I don't like to do the dishes anymore.

I can't sit in a room for too long if it is not cleaned/ rug vacuumed

I read once that only boring people are ever bored. I must be one fucking boring person.