Watch Out Kids! She Might Be Hot...

I have had an interesting week. Bare with me. Being on call has made me lose all track of what day it is and where I am at. I know it is only Tuesday but this is the first day off I have had since last Saturday. So here's a recap...

-I have changed a flat tire on a one ton Ford Pickup truck while laying/sitting in radioactive mud at a nuclear facility very near a radioactive pond. I am beginning to think I am hot. By that I mean charged by radioavtive juices. The boy watches me while I sleep to make sure I am not glowing green.

-I saw a blad eagle which is cool but it was hunting around a radioactive pond which is sad.

-I learned that a while back a family of owls with four feet was found at the aforementioned nuclear facility.

-I came closer to wetting my pants than I ever have before in my life while driving back from Aiken. There isn't much between Interstate 20 and Athens. I drove about 40 miles doing the pee pee dance in the seat. When I finally found a gas station there was a very old man going into the restroom. Now I love old people...I really do. I understand that when you get older things take a little bit longer and it is more of a challenge to manuever around but for the love of god.....I gotta pee.

-I ate at Chile's which is gross but they have a "Build Your Own Burger" which has two vegeterian options and spicy chipotle sauce which is good.

-I have decided on the next tattoo I am going to get and I have finally decided that I will purchase a longboard. Driving by the new skatepark every time I leave town has me charged and I am ready to cruise around on a longboard. It's time.

-I hate those Jamaster.com comercials where you can download ringtones. I have seen one with a cartoon chick and another with the "baby's got back" guy. These commercials suck and I am beginning to dispise those more than Rooms to Go commercials.