12 Hour Party...

Last night my friends Jason and TJ hosted an oyster roast at their house. This is the first of their parties I have ever attended. These are two of the greatest guys I know in the world so it is about time I went and hung out at their house during their fiestas. Jason works at Bar Code. I don't really hang out at this bar. It's just not really my scene but the boy and I do stop in occassionally to hang with our friend. I figured it would be the bar folks. Their party was fun and one of the strangest cross sections of people I have ever seen including a huge 6'5" guy walking around with a four pound Yorkie with a ponytail on her head in his hands, some kid in a leather jacket with a very pointy piercing in his chin who kept telling me he was "the roadie", lots of 18 year Britney Spears look alikes, and these kids (specifically the two on the left) who were so adorable I could have eaten them up with a spoon. It was fun and weird and I am glad I went. The only regret...the boy and I stole someone's Zippo (for what reason I don't know) and now we both feel like shitheads for it.

10 Signs That The Boy and I Were the Oldest Folks There....

1. The boy had actually seen At The Drive In live
2. I did not have on Ugg boots (not to mention it was VERY difficult not to make fun of each and every girl there for wearing Ugg boots).
3. Someone had to explain to me what a Yeager Bomb was
4. I did not drink the Yeager Bomb
5. My jeans had back pockets and weren't so low that I needed a Brazillian wax
6. Both the boy and I have finished college
7. We left at 9:30 PM
8. No one found the boy and I's biting wit and sarcastic humor funny but they all got a huge kick out of "Kenny Rogers Jackass"
9. I kept talking about how I had to get up in the morning to go to the gym/work
10. I had an hour long conversation with TJ about religion while some kid was passed out and people were writing "Balls" on his forhead (which was hysterical and cruel and I wish I could have played a role in that. I was thinking it would have been very funny to write "shitbag" across his upper lip. TJ agreed).