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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

That One (tap tap) That One Right There (tap tap)...

I spent my formative college years working at a retail establishment in downtown Athens. I worked full time and financed my education. Recently, I have returned to said retail establishment on the weekends to help out during the holidays and will work full time starting next week through the end of the holidays. Since I am on contract at my science job with the ivy leagurer I need to use up my vacation time before my contract is up and what a better way to spend a vacation than working retail at Christmas. I have worked the past two weekends and all of the little things that some people do when shopping that drive me crazy have already resurfaced:

Sorority girl: I want to see that one...tap tap at the glass on the jewelery case
Me: :Which one?
Sorority girl: That one...tapping on the case and pointing at approximately 100 necklaces, 20 rings, and 300 pairs of earrings
Me: I can't tell which one you are pointing at. Is it a ring, necklace?
Sorority girl: huff and puff...That silver necklace right there... tap tap tap.
Me: that's really fucking helpful...What color stones does it have?
Sorority girl: It's that....Hello!!...answering her cell phone and tap tap tap on the glass at the same time...Oh my god. I was so hung over. Did you see what Buffy had on? She looked so fat...speaking at the top of her lungs...customers are turning around looking at her while she is totally oblivious to how fucking rude she is...Hang on...very condecending tone...this sales person is asking me something...that green one right there...tap tap tap...pointing at a section of the case that is full of green toned jewelery... I know...back on the cellphone...He's so hot. I totally made out with him on the top of the bar at Flanagan's last night.
Me: stumbling through the jewelery case and finally figuring out which necklace/earrings/rings she is talking about...It's $75.00.
Sorority Girl: Oh my god! I know! I can't wait for our Pimps and Hoes social at General Boregaurds...still on cellphone ...Hang on...talking to me now...Uh, Yeah I'll take it...throwing her credit card at me even though I am standing nowhere near a cash register and there is a line of about 10 people actually waiting for the register
Me: If you wouldn't mind jumping in line so and so will ring you up
Sorority Girl: uuuhhh...fine!...back on the cellphone...those (fill in name of retail establishment here) girls have such an attitude! I am so sure!

Merry Fucking Christmas!

1 Comments:

Blogger betagirl said...

Why don't we go out this weekend and get sauced and then roll sorority girls...wanna? I know. I'd rather stay in and sleep and watch movies too.

4:23 PM

 

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