Be Careful What You Ask For

The following is an emailed explination of this. I couldn't open the link I was sent so I asked for an explination....enjoy. It almost made me pee my pants.

"well, betagirl, some family of Kiwis claim a "herd" of dolphins
corraled them to fend of a great white.

the family then took the dolphins to Outback steakhouse, where
the aquatic mammals treated everybody to awesome blossoms and
performed an impromptu medley of gospel toons while pounding
Foster's oil cans and fighting a group of hammerheads and
portuguese man-o-wars.

then, a bunch of half-man half squid call-of-chthulu-type "Old
Gods" came in from Maine and sicked these poisonous lobster
dogs on everybody.

but one brave little kiwi girl gathered the courage to outwit
the cosmic overlords by dousing them with ranch dressing and
playing AC/DC'S "ballbreaker" 500 times in a row. then she
married han solo and they all partied with the A-team and Bill
Clinton at snoop-dog's place in australia.

on sunday, they surfed the "humunga kowabunga from DownUnda"
in such a ripping fashion that they got sponsored by
Victoria's Secret AND Vans, which lead snoop to record
"beeyatch and chips (compton and long beach remix)" with the
dolphins AND the kiwis AND tyra banks (who's trunk o'
conkabonka was the whole reason snoop got on board).

EAST COAST IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
20 OZ. starbucks dark roast RULEZZZZZ!!!!"