Thing I have seen today that either freaked me out or made me laugh.....
-There was a kid on Kid Jeopardy today that was named Okey (pronounced O-K)
-Random ziplock bags in the fume hood in the lab I work in labeled biohazard that were full of AB blood plasma. Where they came from....I don't know
-On the back of a mini van that clearly belonged to a member of the up and coming new hipster scene (I know this because of the guy with girl hair driving and the We vs. Shark bumper sticker) was a bumper sticker that read "I think Jesus uses his turn signal"
-Myself and two of my coworkers sticking the aforementionend AB blood plasma in the autoclave down the hall to sterilize it without gloves but with tweezer the size of the tweezers used to pluck eybrows (on a side note.....we have no idea how this plasma ended up in our fume hood. It just magically appeared one morning with no rhyme or reason. Is it yours? Fess up dammit! That shit is nasty and you are nasty for dumping plasma in someone else's hood).
-Two of my coworkers removing the plasma from the autoclave, cutting open the bags, and dumping it into the toilet. This procedure was recommended to us be the director of the environmental safety division. Is this really the way to dispose of mystery plasma?
3 Comments:
that plasma story is kinda freaking me out. fume hood makes me laugh though.
8:59 AM
It definitely freaked me out and plasma is gross. Okey made me laugh for like an hour. Who the hell names their kid Okey?
9:14 AM
I work in an Air Quality Lab...monitoring the composition of the air! Which makes the appearance of the plasma even more bizarre, right? Nevertheless, I can now autoclave the hell out of some mystery palsma.
7:53 AM
Post a Comment
<< Home