Mood swings....

I am in a bad mood today and I mean bad! No one in my lab will answer the phone which pisses me off. They just let it ring until I get it. Yes it's closest to my desk but every freaking time it rings it is the ivy leaguer and I shouldn't be the one stuck dealing with him all of the god damn time! My crappy email provider will not let me connect. I have to pee every two seconds because I have the bladder of a 90 year old woman. I have a headache. My jeans are too short. I overslept. I forgot a fork and then forgot to find a fork and now it is 4pm and I haven't eaten all day. I am in a bad fucking mood. Watch out!