I Just Got Served.....

Literally! I was just served a subpoena to testify in court. See, I used to work retail while I was shlepping my way through my thesis so I could graduate and still make rent. While doing so, I caught a shoplifter. She was this crazy red haired lady who came into the store spent about thirty bucks and paid with a check. After she made her purchases she went wandering around the store and started shoving stuff into her bag while she was wondering. I saw her walk by one of the bath product shelves and drop some fragrance in her bag. I confronted her and found about two hundred dollars worth of merchandise in her bag. When I stopped her, I told my co-workers to call the police and this women had a meltdown. She was screaming "don't call the police or I'll lose it" and shaking the entire time. Clearly, she's a bit unstable. Well, we filed a warrant for her arrest after the police took our report. I figured she'd fess up and take the fine and it would be over. Apparently, Ms. Cookoo-for-Coco-Puffs is contesting the charges. Let me remind you the idiot wrote a check for the items she actually bought so we have all her information. Not to mention, I SAW her drop stuff in her bag. This lady is a nut job. Anyway, Investigator Mac served me today. We didn't have a dance off or anything but it was exciting.