Back To School.....

I live in a college town. This time every year this sleepy little southern town receives a shock to it's system due to the return of the latest batch of young collegiates. I call it a shock because this particular town kicks ass over the summer. There isn't much traffic, everyone says "hello" on the streets, you can go into a bar and have all of your friends there and no greeks getting their shits and giggles from going to the "townie/freak" bar for $1 PBR, and you can find a parking space downtown on a weekend night without having to pay $5. Well, the good times have recently ended and I have to tell you I feel more contempt towards the newbies than ever before. It isn't like they have done anything wrong except for maybe....trying to run me off the road when I am biking with their big ass SUV's that they drive 90 miles an hour while talking on their cellphones, smoking cigarettes, and rocking out to whatever pop princess is enjoying their 15 minutes or whatever jam band is cool that day. It just seems like they all come to college just to act like dumbasses. I don't try to pretend that I didn't act like an idiot when I was a freshman but I'd like to think I contained it to relatively isolated incidences and didn't run the risk of killing anyone while I was doing it. That being said...I have decided to wage war against the SUV on behalf of all the bike riders of the world. If any of you want to join my bike gang just let me know.