I only have to work a half day today. That rules! I get to leave early to attends the boy's sister's wedding. It should be fun. I sort of love weddings. Not in the sappy "I can't wait to get married" kind of way (OK, that's a bit of a lie because I am a sap) but more in the "Yea! I get to drink for free" kind of way. These days I don't handle the sauce very well so I need to be careful. The last thing I want to do is make a spectacle of myself in front of the boy's whole family. But I sure hope someone else will! Here's the deal...I can't walk in heels. This just adds to me being the worst girl ever. I call myself this because...I can't pluck my eyebrows without them looking a little witchy, I can never get all the hair off my knees, ankles, or armpits when I shave, I don't know how to put make-up on, and I hate wearing uncomfortable clothes. So since I can't walk in heels I will be terribly uncomfortable all night and will have to walk very slowly everywhere I go. I may even bring fancy flip flops with me so when the feet start to killin' the flops will start to flippin'!

I named my blog "Occupational Health May be on the Line" so that whenever someone comes in and I shrink the window on my computer down it looks like I have been doing research in the field I work in.

I am a little over caffeinated today. This contributes in a negative way to my undiagnosed adult A.D.D


Highlight of the Day: the growing mullet is getting a trim today!

Lowlight of the Day: the impending meeting with the ivy leaguer that may put the cabash on my trip to south america.