I have always wanted to answer the questions that James Lipton asks at the end of the interviews on "Behind the Actor's Studio" really badly and I can't wait any longer.....

James: What's your favorite word?
Me: funny

James: What's your least favorite word?
Me: the c-word (I can't even write it but all you ladies know
the word I speak of).

James: What turns you on?
Me: booze (ha!)

James: What turns you off?
Me: boring conversation

James: What sound do you love?
Me: I love the sound of the turn signal in really big old people cars like Cadillacs or Lincoln Town Cars

James: What sound do you hate?
Me: the cat puking

James: What is your favorite curse word?
Me: Shitbag

James: What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Me: I would love to play in a Cuban provincial or mariachi band

James: What profession other than yours would you not like to attempt?
Me: Stay at home mom

James: IF heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gate?
Me: Hey! You made it for the eternal unlimited chips, cheese dip, and sangria!

I feel better now.