I am about to give up on blogging. True, it is only the second time I have ever blogged (not including all of the blogs I have written that disappear when I breath wrong on my computer mouse and I get shot right back to the blogging homepage-by the way the count is 2 in the last 20 minutes) but I keep loosing all of the blogs I write. I am not sure how this keeps happening but somewhere out in the black hole maintained by my server is a brilliantly eloquent and hilariously funny blog that I will never see again.

Highlight of today: I woke up to go to the gym this morning. When I came home, my dog was flipped upside down (she does this a lot and the boy and I call it "upside down dog"- pretty fucking creative, huh?) with her butt and feet sticking straight in the air and her back against the boy. Her legs had twisted into a pretzel and she was totally snoring with her lips flapping every time she breathed.

Lowlight of today: I awoke to the sound of my cat puking next to my bed. This is possibly the worst sound ever!!!! And the worst part about the puking is it never happens just once with a cat. They have the uncanny ability of puking at least three or four times in one session. I am beginning to think my cat is a highly evolved anorexic sorority girl minus the UGH boots and terrible mini-skirt (thank god for that!). I think the only thing worse than the sound of the cat puking is that inevitably one of the pukes of the three to four puke series always occurs in the boys office chair.. I mean cleaning cat puke off the floor is one thing but off a cloth chair is a whole other thing.